question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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