Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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