He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
we're so committed to being not committed
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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