He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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