Yo dont text me then not text me
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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