Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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