this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
