I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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