doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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