You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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