How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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