i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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