just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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