the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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