handjob tips. give me some.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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