Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
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I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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