oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
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you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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