Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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