I don't think brook has ever known best
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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