did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
being pregnant is like rehab
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
third nipple confirmed
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