Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
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how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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