Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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