this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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