Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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