take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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