so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
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you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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