Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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