Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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