yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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