Will you blow on my dice?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
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The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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