He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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