someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
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