Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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