Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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