i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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