I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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