What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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