This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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