i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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