I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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