There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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