i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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