Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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