I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
one might say we're banned from that church
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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