ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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