he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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