True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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