yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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