apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
