no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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