I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
My butt remains clenched, sir.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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