Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
25 Of The Most Cringeworthy Internet Stalking Fails
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.