how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?