I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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