Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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