Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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