he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
