so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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