I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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