hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still dying that you shit outside
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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