That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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