im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
dude. I can hear the air.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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